gonna do this tonight because I’m taking off for the weekend. Y’all enjoy your days of rest. Remember, consensual drunkeness and debauchery are not crimes.
1. Fishing is the only sport where you take pride in outsmarting a creature with a brain the size of a bb. Except politics I suppose.
2. I think its a little disingenuous for hamas to grant fatah an amnesty while they throw a guy off a building. thats just me.
3. About the only thing a TV is good for anymore is its a dandy place to put the remote.
4. except for mollie the mooch and roscoe the wonder bunny the only creature on this planet I trust is my father. In all other cases I have been proven wrong.
5. It doesn’t seem fair that we contemplate amnesty for illegal immigrants, but non violent felons carry their record, and all that goes with it to their graves without a word said.
authors note: after they complete their sentence, most nonviolent felons still lose as many as 35 of their constitutional rights, including the one to vote. This disproportionately affects minorities.
6. Love is as resilient as you make it. Don’t water a plant…you get the idea.
7. the dearth of talent on the internet makes it a fertile breeding ground for plagiarists. To say nothing of scum sucking thieves whose theft of intellectual property is going to bring government regulators into the web like dea agents into a crack convention.
8. In reference to post 7….I think the sky is falling.
9. Ever have a woman tell you “well you’ve never given birth so you know nothing about pain.” Tell her 8 mllion women did it squatting in caves with no medical care, quit whining.
another damn authors note: I once had a kidney stone that put me on a morphine drip. The emergency room nurse said she had had a kid and a kidney stone, and she’d rather have 10 more kids than one more stone.
10. I’m not sure why random thoughts come harder on friday night than on sunday morning, but they do, so I’m stopping here.
11. Ron Paul does too look like Henry Gibson. You don’t know what you’re talking about. Go ahead…vote for him…we need a pathetic looking president. It’ll give the little people hope.
12. Unless you want to be looking for a room, never treat your mate like they treat you. Trust me on this.
remember, no matter how bad today might have sucked, its will get worse than that sometime soon.
Posted by criminyjicket 
because I said so again, why? 