In almost 44 years of life I have never found a safe effective diet scam. Did I say scam? sure I did…from the water diet fad of the 70’s to the atkins diet craze of the late 90’s and every hoodwinking rainmaking diet scheme in between, they’ve all been either directly harmful to your health, or just failed miserably to work.
This one though is gonna be a hoot. Alli is basically a fat blocker. Your body doesn’t absorb fat so you get less calories. Should work right. Darn tootin it should. All you fatties should rush right out and buy it. Buy a lot of it.
Oh, it makes you shit your pants. Ir makes you fart oil. Don’t let those minor little irritants stand in your way though. Its a lot easier than say….eating a balanced diet, or going for a walk.
I might have a pound or two I could lose. I might not too. I’ve never had to diet so it isn’t really fair of me to pick on those that do. Fortunately I’m not a big believer in fair as a policy so get your fat asses out there and buy this drug. I always find humans amusing, so humans that shit their pants while wandering the mall should be to die for.
incidentally. Buy stock in Kimberley Clark. There is gonna be one huge run on the depends line of products