why no pictures?

cuz

any other questions?

   I don’t steal much around the web…occassionally a list or a paragraph to pass along to the masses, but for the most part it isn’t my thing.  I write here.  Thats what you’ll find.  Day in and day out.  Same ol shit

Truthfully,  I don’t even write here.  I just drain off the overflow here.  It’s what the place seems to be for.  Like flushing the toilet.  It has to go somewhere.  So when I get twisted around a phrase or word I wish to use, and its not working for me; I come here and waste a few minutes on things of little real import.  I mean, how many thousand blog posts before you know all you will ever wish to know about Ron Paul?  I knew before I wrote the first, and I’ve only read maybe two or three because the style was catchy.

Alli?  total waste of time.  the people dumb enough to take something that will make them shit like they’re having a bad morning in Mexico are going to, and all the reasonableness and inflammatory castigation will not change that.

Writing?  That’s not really done here.  Blurting happens. bad haiku’s and limericks abound.  The occassional sonnet that was written on the roll of toilet paper in a truck stop in Oklahoma City appears, and then in a day is gone like a puff of smoke from a bong some clown was using prior to writing it/plagiarizing it.

Writing?  lets say 1000 blogs out of a million have honest to god writing.  i see tons with proper punctuation.  Several wth good sentence structure.  quite a few world class spellers around, and a couple of grammatical geniuses.  Have i mentioned alliteration? lost art that.  Of those 1000 50 also have an original thought, some devious little thread of conversation to pull you in and torment your mind for a few minutes.

Writing?  I’d say 50.  50 writers.  a million plus people running their mouths via keyboard, and 50 talented writers.  Thats really not bad.  I haven’t read the grapes of wrath hear yet, and I may never read another i have no mouth and I must scream if i live to be a million.  The simple fact that the potential is out there is enough to make me write.

no, not here.  What I write is mine.  This schlock?  This is my one method of feeling like a herd animal.  A grazing unfulate being fattened on good grass for the slaughter.  Me and the other million lemmings crashing headlong toward a cliff called utter disappointment.

  Someone told me make your blog welcoming, don’t say anything to caustic or inflammatory.  Don’t poke sacred cows. (cliff, its sound advice…i don’t wish to be popular though)  this guy is in my blogroll….he is one of the 50

then why write?

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20 Responses to why no pictures?

  1. Stranger says:

    I kind of enjoy caustic, myself.

    You’re right about the 50 writers. They’re so hard to find, but once you do it’s so worth it.

  2. yes they are….their are probably another 100 or so that say something really worth thinking about. i haven’t been around here long enough to figure out exact numbers. You have to scoop a lot of poop to find a pearl though
    thanks for swinging by… I’ll write that post i threatened on your blog….should take 17 years or so. I’m not particularly introspective, but i try to swing honest.

  3. max says:

    Well you got bad advice. Being a welcome mat never got anyone respect. I say insult everyone and then sit back and enjoy the bloodbath. That is weekend fun for the whole family you know.

  4. well max, read on…i do try to include everyone sooner or later. The rebuttal comments can be a hoot.

  5. max says:

    I am especialy fond of surly rabbit stories. I will hunt up more of those.

  6. roscoe used to be surly. For whatever reason animals become all mushy around me…with him I think its the yogurt snacks. Except cats, they only get mushy if i catch ’em. *g*

  7. max says:

    Say, there are no more Roscoe stories. What is up with that?

    [coughcoughslackercoughcough]

  8. there will be…patience young lady…its a virtue

    allegedly

  9. max says:

    That is what all the people who are slacking on surly bunny stories say.

  10. i am a slacker. you don’t get to middle age sans stress without knowing how do slack off for several years at a time

  11. max says:

    *note to self: strike abusive slacker barbs, they do not work on persons who revel in slackerness

  12. note to max: neither does much of anything else. I have quite possibly been called everything in the book, and then had a chapter added so they could abuse me some more. People like me.

  13. max says:

    Brag brag brag Mr. Popular.

  14. it don’t feel like bragging after i’ve lost ten pounds of ass to one of my “fans”

  15. max says:

    There there. I have dinosaur band aids.

  16. i have a ginoromus aass…you gor maybe a badsheet with adhesive on it?

  17. max says:

    Cupcake, everyone is beautiful and thin on the internet. Didn’t your mother tell you that?

  18. naw, she died before the internet, but pops says everybody lies here

  19. max says:

    You tell Pops that is what happens when a guy hangs in porn chat sexing up girls named AsianFun4U shame on him.

  20. pops has never seen a website in his life, and will shoot any revenoor that tries to make him

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