I think I got the title right. I don’t know how to do all that link nonsense so the buck stops here so to speak…do I die the death of a thousand rhino stomps for that?
1. Rob Christian Bookstores. You might still get shot, but your victims will forgive you.
2. Everything in life is black and white…gray is for wimps.
3. though you can’t fit your finger down the barrel of a .357, when its aimed at your head you’d swear you could walk down the barrel.
4. I’ have a 33 inch waist, am 44, and would happily switch the two numbers.
5. when you’re young foreplay takes hours, and sex takes minutes. when you’re old sex takes minutes and foreplay is thought to be a golf term
6. I would rather crawl naked across razor blades covered in turpentine than eat tofu
7. each of my exes is a little better than the last. At current rate of progression I shall meet my perfect mate when I am 6,347 years old.
8. I’m hopeful that my fourth lobotomy will work out better than the first three.