I like the stupid internet. It makes things easier, and when you don’t have an overabundance of time easier is better. If you don’t believe me move to an area that has 4 seasons, and see how much harder winter is than the rest. Even mundane tasks like starting the car can become insurmountable obstacles. It’s also, as entertainment values go, at least as good a deal as a hooker down on washington and oriental. Not the high dollar ones maybe, but the meth-fest types the truck drivers like.
There are of course several things I don’t do. I can no longer include pics because i did a pic. i think its the last, unless i can catch roscoe in full roar having his way with a rump roast or something. That might get posted. I don’t youtube. Not for any specific reason, other than it gives me great pleasure to avoid socially iconic fads. The youtube of today will be something else tomorrow because technowonks need it better. I’m waiting for the ultimate site. I don’t know what it’ll be called, but omnipotenttube is just dumb so i hope they avoid it.
I do seek to broaden my horizons. I remember seeing Romeo and Juliet when I was young, and thinking geez, with a little sex they could make a movie out of this. Wrong take on Shakespeare maybe, so I took a look. Anything he ever wrote can be read online for zero dinero. What a treat that is. I read I think three things “a midsummer nights dream, Hamlet, and Othello. I also read about a dozen sonnets. I learned that I was wrong. Sex could in no way fix the works of this master playwright, poet, and author. Drawing and quartering at a very young age would have saved me a couple of hours worth of wherefores and harks and such. I despise his work. Not with any passion. With the same disdain that I would apply toward catshit I stepped in. I know, y’all love him. thats whats great about the net. You can find it if you like it, and if you don’t know whether you do or not you can check it out for zip, bubkus, nada.
I also like to check out all of the new techno gadgets I will never want, need or own. they’re cool to look at, and you can keep yourself up nights with your head covered up when you think of all the horrible shit these people could be doing with the abilities they have at their disposal.
and look at all the people. I meet people here i would never meet in my daily life. I work at a place yanked out of cannery row, and the people on my block are a mixture of one flew over the cuckoo’s nest, and get shorty; with a distinct Deliverance flavor thrown in. It has long been my opinion that its better to be hated by people you don’t know and this is a greeat place for that too. I occassionally read about me, laugh like hell, and return to my regularly scheduled programming.
Which isn’t ALWAYS porn. 108,000,000 sites for it listed on google, and while many of those are probably like my search engine results, you would still be long dead before you could ever click on all of them. Don’t get me wrong. I’m a big fan of the female form. But you can also type in erotica, and get 28,000,000 options. They would be tossing dirt on my dessicated husk long before I ever got to 10,000,000. in other words…its here…whatever you like…in massive quantities.
did i mention the people? holy cow. I shant (stolen from shakespeare, the worthless fuck) even mention the ones I think should be drowned in the shallow end of the gene pool from whence( yeah, got him again) they came. They all know who they are, and you don’t want to know them anyway. Besides, you might like some of them and then you might be offended enough to cyberwhip my ass (another distinct benefit right there). There are quite a few good ones. Funny ones, creative ones, wierd ones, serious ones…anything you like its here.
this is boring the shit out of me, but I’m gonna post it anyway. Gonna stop right here in the middle. Know why? Its the net. So I can, and you can’t stop me. You also can’t get me to youtube, myspace or buy an apple. Autonomy rocks.