6 a. m. hateful

July 27, 2007

It’s friday, and I have no energy for hateful.  We are embarking on what is alleged to be 7 12 hour days of rebuild hell, and I’m already plotting how to shorten those days for your’s truly.  I don’t mind working a lot of days, I just don’t like working long ones.  It’s hard to come up with creative sloth when you’re pissy so I’m trying to stay calm.

I’ve also decided to write a “god what a bunch of ignorant intolerant cocksuckers these guys are” post.  No it’s not about the bushies…its about the bloggers i meet…no not you assholes…them assholes…*points generally thataway*

tolerance is worshipped here.  Now shut the hell up and go away

Your Tax Dollars at Work

July 27, 2007

   I’m curious as to whether this would happen under the constitutional government envisioned by Ron Paul.  I’d also like to know where all of the candidates stand on this issue, and would seriously hope that all of them would state there views publically and for the record.  I know Ron Paul is for smaller government, but is he also for smaller members? I also know that the federal government sends millions of our tax dollars to the states every year for law enforcement.  With good reason.  Heinous crimes like the one in this link are perpetrated every day in our society, and I don’t think we have even scratched the surface of this problem.

   If we can afford to spend Billions on the war in Iraq, The war on poverty, the war on drugs, the war on whatever the hell we want, then I think we should start a new war.  The war on masturbation.  I think this fine officer could be the New Whack-off Czar, in the newly formed Chicken-chokers Enforcement Agency.

   I’m serious.  All you spank monkeys better watch your ass.  We’re coming for you.  Ron Paul is going to nip this shit in the bud when he becomes president.  I envision a new constitutional amendment just for you self-lusting pervoids.   We’re going to put you in the newspaper and let your poor old grandma read about you in between her self-love sessions, and when we catch her she’s going in a cell with you.

I’m ashamed of this article, but I just couldn’t help myself.  You  bone beaters better organize.

I didn’t mention women in this article because women don’t masturbate.