Ron Paul (robbed) again

August 15, 2007

Apparently the vote at the Iowa Straw poll was rigged after all.  The vote in the sunshine crowd has Ron paul winning in their exit poll .  This was very scientifically done.  What they did was wrote down the votes of people that walked up and told them who they voted for.  They also did a clicker count, which even though one of their stations was shut down for awhile came out in the range of the officially alleged vote count. 

Then this guy comes up with another scientific study called I think this happened.  He comes to a lot of inconclusive conclusions, and fails to make any sense at all when he isn’t doing that.

This is where Ron Paul’s followers hurt him.  Take a win, and turn it into a loss.  Everybody thought Ron’s turnout and finsih was  teriffic, except his followers.  They always manage to turn a win into a conspiracy.  Why would anyone cheay.  The tickets were primarily prebought by the campaigns, and nobody finds this straw poll to be conclusive proof of anything.  So why break out the “we’re pauliacs, and we know you cheated us crap?” 

   Because they can’t stop themselves.  It’s the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen.  Apparently they think tht the further off kilter they look the greater their inroads into the mainstream electorste.  I have news.  You just look stupid, and you’re hurting the only decent human in the field.  Nice job.

Ron Paul or Hillary Clinton…the change candidate

August 15, 2007

  This political season it would be nice if everyone would just sit back, take a deep breath, and think about the election logically.  As things now stand we have eight what I would call viable candidacies.  Hillary Clinton, John Edwards, Barack Obama, and Bill Richardson on the left, and Mitt Romney, Rudy Giuliani, Mike Huckabee, and Ron Paul on the right.  That’s as far as I can pare it down for now, though I really think at least three more of these could be written off right now (Richardson, Edwards, Huckabee).  The only thing that keeps me from doing that is  people elected George Bush twice in a row, so we shouldn’t cut out the whacko’s and perpetual losers to quickly.

so, everyone keeps talking about change.  Everyone wants change.    So now, with just one word for each I’ll list the only change each of these candidates brings to the table.  The reason I say only is because with the exception of Ron Paul, everyone of them has the same business as usual credentials

 Hillary Clinton:  Breasts

Barack Obama:  ignorance  (you thought I’d say black, but I’m not really sure he is.  I’ll wait until the black folk let me know.)

Bill Richardson:  corpulence

John Edwards:  wife  (you can’t tell me that little attack monkey isn’t different)

Rudy Giuliani: accent (how does he talk like that?  Does he insert something in his anus to get that pent up sound?)

Mitt Romney: twohundredandfiftymilliondollars  ( I cheated…if you say it real fast though i’ll get away with it.)

Mike Huckabee:   nothing

Ron Paul:  integrity

One of those folks doesn’t really belong on the list.   Of all these folks Ron Paul offers the only change.  I don’t believe he’s capable of getting it, but we won’t really know unless he gets elected.  As for me.  I’m down to breasts or integrity.  It’s going to be a long 6 months trying to figure out which is more important.