This political season it would be nice if everyone would just sit back, take a deep breath, and think about the election logically. As things now stand we have eight what I would call viable candidacies. Hillary Clinton, John Edwards, Barack Obama, and Bill Richardson on the left, and Mitt Romney, Rudy Giuliani, Mike Huckabee, and Ron Paul on the right. That’s as far as I can pare it down for now, though I really think at least three more of these could be written off right now (Richardson, Edwards, Huckabee). The only thing that keeps me from doing that is people elected George Bush twice in a row, so we shouldn’t cut out the whacko’s and perpetual losers to quickly.
so, everyone keeps talking about change. Everyone wants change. So now, with just one word for each I’ll list the only change each of these candidates brings to the table. The reason I say only is because with the exception of Ron Paul, everyone of them has the same business as usual credentials
Hillary Clinton: Breasts
Barack Obama: ignorance (you thought I’d say black, but I’m not really sure he is. I’ll wait until the black folk let me know.)
Bill Richardson: corpulence
John Edwards: wife (you can’t tell me that little attack monkey isn’t different)
Rudy Giuliani: accent (how does he talk like that? Does he insert something in his anus to get that pent up sound?)
Mitt Romney: twohundredandfiftymilliondollars ( I cheated…if you say it real fast though i’ll get away with it.)
Mike Huckabee: nothing
Ron Paul: integrity
One of those folks doesn’t really belong on the list. Of all these folks Ron Paul offers the only change. I don’t believe he’s capable of getting it, but we won’t really know unless he gets elected. As for me. I’m down to breasts or integrity. It’s going to be a long 6 months trying to figure out which is more important.