scratch my back…Riiiight…no, no, up a little and to the left…ahhhhhhhhhhhh…that’s the ticket.
I now owe you, and will grant any request you wish to ask of me*
* Requests involving sexual activity are strictly forbidden. Requests involving monetary transactions, physical labor, personal servitude, or the grantor making an ass of himself (more than usual) are likewise prohibited, and anything that will benefit the requestor more than the requestee are frowned upon. No one under the age of 18 is allowed to make a request, and anyone over the age of 18 must still present a note from their mom stating that they are allowed to make a request. Requests are responded too on a first come fitst serve basis, and only one request per decade shall be honored.