Thats what he said. Actually, what he said in its entirity was “hey dad we were on the way to this party and were out of gas can you bring us some.”
So, he needs gas to convey himself to a party that he never would’ve bothered mentioning to me if he had not run out of gas.
so i took him some gas. Him is my son, btw. and his hippie buddy will. Upon further conversing, I learn that this is a girls birthday party and there won’t be any drinking or dope smoking. Of course. There was never any drinking or dope smoking at the parties I went to at his age. It did bother me though that he offered the information. I noticed he didn’t say there wouldn’t be any heroin shooting, coke freebasing, or animal sacrificing.
I’m old and therefore stupid so I wasn’t surprised when he came to borrow money from me because they were going to play poker. thats a clever euphemism for “I need to buy a dime” I think. Puff puff pass, buttmunch….er…check check fold. Whatever.
It doesn’t bother me that they think I’m stupid, but the fact they think i was born 45 years old is a bit of a bummer. I thought I taught them better than that. Never underestimate anyone.
I gave him the ten bucks on the off chance it wasn’t for dope. Besides, he’d of fronted the shit and had Bruno the killer pot dealer chasing him if it was and i didn’t give him the loot.