sex in the news

  Who says sex doesn’t sell? all these stories are from today, and are related to the s-e-x- thing.

Woohoo, a virgin story…looking for work Jessie?  You test virgins for Ration Reality so you have experience.  Pretty interesting story about how the other half wants to live.

  Did you like the virgins?  How about a little nudity?  Naked women with hammers.  Sounds like a party…there is no truth to the rumor that this woman was a Ron Paul supporter still celebrating his 5th place finish.

dwarf penis anyone?  This guy goes toe to toe with a vacuum cleaner.  Freaking hilarious.   Gotta love the Scots.  I really liked “in an act that went horribly awry” 

whats a sex article without some gay sex?  This one isn’t funny.  This one is incredible  Suck a dick get life in prison?  wow…  if you check this out read the names of thel inks on the right…a “gay names” list…like a pedophile registry?

Hey, we even got strippers.  The strip club From the Sopranos is auctioning off the stripper poles from the show, along with other sundry goodies.

and i was gonna do a story about a lot of people getting fu@ked, but all I could find was this.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/6957738.stm

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4 Responses to sex in the news

  1. Jesse is horribly ill. Let’s make fun of him more!

    Goto his page and taunt him! He’ll not be able to defend himself for days!

  2. thanks for the tip…nothing like tormenting the horrifically ill. Thats better than a retard any old day.

  3. jessecuster says:

    God damn.

    In my enfeebled and sickly condition, I wouldn’t be able to properly do unto a virgin what those little sluts all deserve. It just wouldn’t be up to my normal high standards.

  4. thats what she said!

    er um, yeah, im going to go with that…

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