The Ron Paul Legion Featured in USA TODAY

September 1, 2007

    Well, they get points for creativity.   I’d be willing to bet none of  Hillary’s fans were laying around in a drunken stupor one day and thought, “hey, lets write dudes name on the roof.”  It’s actually a wonderful idea if you wish to reach disgruntled airlines passengers who have their noses pressed to the window to try to block the smell of the filthy plane.

   The contest rocks, too.  Check it out, if you guys give me a whole lot of your money, and you work your butts off to organize an event, then lord Ron shall deem you worthy of his personal visit.   Don’t throw 10’s and 20’s.  you need $11,500 to qualify.  It’s still pretty cool.  Raffle the candidate.  Kind of hillbillly, but still fun.

   I’m not sure what to make of the rest of this article.  I mean, I get that his supporters are rabid about the guy, but isn’t it true that crack makes a small percentage of the population rabid, and yet it affects society as a whole very little?  A few rabid Pauliacs does not a good campaign make, and the article again mentions those words we’ve been hearing for months “2% in national polls.”  You can’t ignore that forever.  You also can’t win an election with a total of 30,000 meetup members, and an unknown number of people wandering the internet trying to brainwash the rest of the herd.

    this quote says it all:

“They forge their own intellectual world to find the obscure, unusual sources of information that lead them to obscure, unusual candidates like Ron Paul,” said Brian Doherty, a columnist for the libertarian magazine Reason

   You can say all the nice things you want, but tossing that quote in the middle is another mainstream media compulsion.  Remind people over and over how unusual(wierd) and obscure(trivial) the little fella is.

   I am also kind of fond of the duct tape and spray paint theory.   While I anxiously await the boxcar “tagging” competitions artwork, the duct tape a homo for Dr. Ron marathon is bound to be the fundraising event of the year.

   Anyway, another useless article inspiring another useless blog piece about another useless candidate in the 2008 race.  Can’t wait for Fred to get in…the only thing better than a bunch of worthless turds is a bunch of worthless turds…+ 1.

the sex in the news thing….again

September 1, 2007

Sorry, can’t help it.  Not my fault sex is so newsworthy.  It’s all you voyeurs that can’t seem to quit peeping into the private  ives of others.  Actually, some of these are kind of public, and at least one or two will just plain make you shake your head.

     Here’s a wierd blowjob/insertion story for you. When this guy said there was a new sheriff in town, he meant it.  there are a couple of more experienced officers as well.  I’m dying to know what the word object refers to here?  A buick?  a cob of corn? a hamster?  what are we talking here, and will it change the severity of the crime?

the number of adult virgins having plummetted to the single digits world wide, this is how deep you need to go to find a hot virgin story.

    In the “fat chicks need love. too, section” we have a bit of a freak.  Not only does savitri take off with some stud thats new in town and a little bit wild, but apparently this dame left her lesbian lover to do it, breaking her po’ tubby heart.  Oh quit whining about the fattie bullshit, and check this out.

    This is either our gay sex segment or our” he wanted to do what in the crapper?” segment.  Let me explain it to you one more time larry.  Barney is a democrat so he can pack all the ass he wants and not lose his job.  you are a Republican, and “picking up a piece of paper,” (clever euphemism for “I want you to pound my shitter till I scream for my momma right here in this restroom, cowpoke”), means you have to resign.  You can go chase boys in Boise, but you can’t do it here.  Yeah,  Larry’s pals… a great group of gays….guy’s, I meant guys.

  In our “no sex for you” section we have abstinence run amok.  Or maybe “run a monk.”  If you don’t have sex for years you end up arguing about something stupid written on the internet.  To say nothing of night seepage, blue balls, and a disposition like a hophead jonesin for a fix.

Oh man, what a dick.  Someone really needs to kick this guys ass.  Again.  I think it should probably be a weekly event.

Now Read this…no….really…you’ll lol

September 1, 2007

 While I’ll grant that she has done some scurrilous things in her time,  I’ve still managed to tolerate Bagel like I would a dull normal step-sister.  I’ve been tricked into watching 7 minute long youtube’s that lead to suicide , Have had cat’s attached henceforth and forevermore to my blog, and listened to her whine about how hard she’s worked.

   Well, apparently the she-satan of Ration Reality has decided to make it up to me.  She has written an absolute gem of a piece translating Rap music into normal english.  It looks like quite possibly years of research went into this, and probably copious quantities of narcotics.  All of this on  whatever a housewife can save up from the grocery money and turning a trick or two on the weekend.

  I’ve read a lot of very funny stuff here at wordpress, but this is almost transcendant…you should probably have a look.  Or not.  you reading it won’t increase my income nor my enjoyment of the article, so I really couldn’t give a shit less.