Here is another one of those quizzes designed to tell you which candidate most agrees with your values. My Top Republican was Mitt Romney, and my top Democrat was Chris Dodd. The Romney thing had me choking the hell out of myself. It really is true. You can’t choke yourself to death. I did achieve unconsciousness though.
The most gratifying part of the quiz was that Barack Obama came in dead last…right behind Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich. Apparently I can still spot a whackjob a mile away.