I was impressed, nay intrigued that the jaw clencher was calling out the Bushies, and then half way down the article her meds kick in and its all about the liberals again. I’m not sure if she’s suffering from schizophrenia, or if she’s really Bill Maher in drag. He should invite her on. It’s hard to get that much closeminded hatred in one room. Che Guevera and Adolph Hitler are both dead.
Ann Coulter gets whiplashAugust 25, 2007
well, bring on the dancing bearsJuly 6, 2007
I’m wandering around trying to find worthless garbage masquerading as information. I just found this quack. He’s trying to tell women what their husbands celebrity crushes mean. He goes way out on a limb (sarcasm) for these babies. I think he also whacks his baloney pony to some of these gals, highbrow Dr. type or no.
hey, gee whiz wally, people think the income gap is to wide. No way, beav. Eddie was just funnin yuh. No really wally, even people making over $80,000 a year say so 2 to 1. Wow, beav. This is news? I guess the interesting part is 2/3rds say the government should fix it, and 2/3rds say the government should stay out of it. Waits 7 minutes for my readers to do the math. I think this poll was conducted by Ron Pauls bloggers.
A recent study shows women use only slightly more words than men. another battle of the sexes stereotype bites the dust, but does it really matter? What is called an “urban legend” has women using 3 times as many words as men. I think the new study is inaccurate, and I have almost incontrevertible evidence. They used me in the study. Had this not occurred the study would have found numbers in the normal range. What I want is a study that shows who listens more. That bad boy would provoke some controversy. One final note on this. I’ll believe it when misterpiece does the study and not until.
I can always count on foxnews to blow it out of proportion. So its Al Gore’s kids second arrest for drugs. So he was driving 100 mph on the freeway. Crap happens. First, like big Al says, its a private matter. I think in keeping with the spirit of this we should drop the conversation about drug use and politics. i for one think a ton of peyote buds would do a world of good on capital hill. Secondly, give me a name of someone that doesn’t drive 100 miles an hour on a southern california freeway. I’ve never seen a pterodactyl, and I’ve never seen one of those either.
CNN, in keeping with its policy of carrying only the most important stories manages to make a pretty good case for why J.K.Rowlings may kill off harry potter. I can see it happening. It’s either that or continue his slow decline into metrosexuality, and what kind of a witch gets a mani/pedi and dresses fastidiously? Actually, I’m for a gay witch trilogy to follow the currently scheduled 487 Harry Potter movies.
ok, now for some hard news.
Dick Cheney strained his lower lumbar vertebrae while trying to remove Nancy Pelosi’s front clasp bra from behind. Dick claimed the weight was just to much for him. In a related story, tile had to be replaced in Nancy Pelosi’s office this morning after “something heavy” fell to the floor and shattered the tile. Her secretary was heard whispering to a janitor “I swear to god…they must be 46 longs.”
Michael Moore and Rush Limbaugh perished today in a tragic kayak accident in Northern Alaska. The two were sponsoring a Conservative gay pride Kayak race, with money raised going to the Association to Raise Awareness Movement(ASSRAM) a conservative organization working to bring Christian Coalition members out of the closet. The bodies were not recovered. In a related stories (criminy news almost always has related stories) A local Inuit tribe is having a whale blubber raffle. It’s not clear where the blubber comes from as whale hunting is out of season.
David Duke and Wolf Blitzer kissed and made up after the fiasco on CNN. David Duke said he didn’t hate jews, and had several recipes that required them. Wolf said he would bend over and lick David Duke between the cheeks if his bosses said so. Basically, niether changed the position they held prior to their confrontation.
In a shocking turn of events Ann Coulter switched her party allegiance today, and is now calling herself Queen Libby. Apparently she has fallen stark raving bonkers for Rosie O’donnell, and can’t stop gushing as only Ann can about their impending nuptials, and their plans to have a love child. When asked about this news, Rosie O’donnell replied “blah blah blah yakkity yakkity yakkity blah blah blah and blah.” (not a paraphrase.)
checks the wire….yeah, there’s some other stuff, but we’ll save it for another day. The nice thing about my news is it works anytime.
oh…the bears…some spank monkey decided that grizzly bears are to dangerous for the idiot tourists that are invading their space so they’ve started painting them fluorescent colors…its along the russian river in alaska…look it up yourself
just news stuff….my wayJune 27, 2007
so In New Hampshire, you can register to vote as an independent, but only Republicans and Democrats are allowed to run in the state primary. 44% of New Hampshire’s voters are registered independent, making them one of the most independent in the country. Now if a third party can’t get a fair shake in New Hampshire…?
One more heave for the immigration bill. They vote again tomorrow on exactly the same bill that was shot down a couple of weeks ago. We the people have actually exerted enough force to scare the hell out of our representatives up for re-election. I think this one will go in the win column for the people. If not…may anarchy rule supreme, and may we all riot in the streets.
Ah yes more gun control. The issue is releasing gun purchaser data. Now interestingly enough this would be an invasion of our privacy not unlike the ones in the Patriot act. Not many liberals are screaming about this one though. They are the most wishy-washy bunch of turd eaters I’ve ever seen…all they want is to have it both ways. Looks like it will be shot down….to many rural democrats elected last time that are concerned for their seats. The democratic party isn’t all that liberal friendly anymore.
Ann Coulter and John Edwards old lady had a cat fight on MSNBC last night. Ann coulter wishes John Edwards would be killed by terrorists (it was said in a different form, which really didn’t imply she wanted the guy killed at all, but thats the media, and bloggers like me for you…never get it quite right. I wish Ann Coulter would make her living giving handjobs, and wish Mrs. Edwards would just come out and say if it wasn’t for Ann Coulter her jackass richboy husband couldn’t raise enough money for a cup of coffee. Every time Ann Speaks they put it in a newsletter and on the web, and beg for funds.
Ron Paul is going to hold a soiree in the same Building as the debate he wasn’t invited to in Iowa. On the same day. He is a fiesty little dickens, and like his people say, he’s against raising taxes, and against abortion so its unreasonable for him not to have been invited.
the ultraliberals in charge of the Senate (in this case Patrick “I should’ve been dead 10 years ago” Leahy have subpoena’d more crap from the white house and Dick. Seems they want to know how much infighting there was in the executive branch over the search warrant free wire tapping rules. I say….who cares. My phone isn’t tapped because I’m not a friggin whacko. I think the liberals just hate the pathetic administration and will try to make a case out of any moronic issue they can.
Rosie O’donnell will be back on Nip/Tuck…good plan…a little real life nip tuck is recommended…also about 18 stitches across her mouth.
Because She Said So, Why?February 2, 2008
I’ve long explored on the fantasy level a menage a trois with Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham. Not because I find them to be particularly exciting sexually, rather because damn the conversation would be fun afterwords. I’m a fan of both though I generally don’t agree totally with either. In fact, on several issues we are diametrically opposed.
On this though, there can be no doubt. The woman is spot on. When she proclaims John McCain to stupid to know he’s been caught lying I get just a little weepy. It’s nice when someone agrees with you. Even if you don’t always agree with them. this is really quite fun….have a look
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