I was going to do a schmooze the news post, but there is so much stupid shit I couldn’t cope. I’m beginning to think the news is just bad fiction designed to keep us from realizing that life is spectacular. To much happy would ruin the plans of the vast left wing and right wing conspiracies.
Well…they fucked up, because I’m borderline ecstatic. That magilla gorilla looking prick Hugo Chavez continues to follow exactly the plot that I said he would. Now his plan is to do what the lefties think George Bush intends to do here. Remove term limits and continue being in charge. This of course is a good thing. Socialism did more to stabilize the world as the antithesis to democracy than the current islamofascist opponent seems to do. We should probably get with bombing the muslims into the stone age so we can face that world conquering cocksucker Hugo. Not to get personal or anything, but what kind of parents name their fat kid Hugo?
I assume you already heard that al qaeda is bombing the hell out of the Kurds? This is also very good news in that the Kurds were always the punching bag for the muslims in Iraq, and a return to traumatizing them means that things are almost back to normal in Iraq. Does anyone really think that this is the war on terror? Not you George, go back to yanking it to the family photo album. Does anyone else think so? thought not.
How about those ratbastards in China? We now know that the Chinese government knew about the magnet issues. I’m sceptical that they didn’t know about the lead paint as well. Chinese exports have been feeding our kids lead for over 30 years….lead…it makes you retarded…..er….does a body good? What really bugs the shit out of me is that 80% of the toys sold in America are made in China, and that means there are a lot of parents that really don’t give a shit if their children are attacked or not. Nice job mom and dad.
Did you see where this heinous harlot in Tennessee shot her preacher husband in the back while he was sleeping, and got 67 days? Now I realize he was probably a rotten guy, and am even willing to grant that he did every single thing that she says he did. Fact is, he is dead and can’t dispute it. My question is why didn’t the stupid hag leave? I’m totally sick of women to dumb to get out of bad relationships getting away with murder. Her ass should rot in jail…just like his would have if he had done the same.
Theresa Earnhardt is now the wicked witch of NASCAR. First she forces the son out the business that was meant for him, and now she won’t let him have the car number he’s had since he started racing. This has obviously become a pissin contest hillbilly style, and business is no longer a part of it. You go Theresa…may you rest in peace. Not dead yet? No hurry, but when you do, …yanno
there was this huge fight out in front of the grocery store when I went and dropped the weekly C-note for sustenance. It appeared to be between some incredibly obese illiterate gals, and some over tanned, house shoe wearing hussies. The gangster boyfriends with their pants cinched around their thighs stayed out of it. I’m assuming for fear their pants would fall down. Or it may have been because the girls were tougher than they. Either way, I got WWE smackdown thrown in for free on my grocery tab. what a great country.
On the lighter side, it was discovered today that the reason Barack Obama’s message has become so shizophrenic is his new handlers are Larry, Curly, and Moe. Did this guy wake up three weeks ago and decide, man i’d rather smoke some dope than be president? also, why suddenly are the democrats so concerned about Hillary’s bad trickle down effect? Did they just realize that only Indiana votes for its Reps? Her high standing in liberal enclaves has always posed a risk for the democratic candidates seeking office in more conservative states. I think its cool…the democrats trying to sabotage one of their own. Political cannibalism. When this all works out we might have Mike Gravel as the last man standing.
I already miss Karl Rove and he isn’t even gone yet. It’s almost sad the way this wonderful administration is slinking off one by one into the sunset. Good thing they stacked the supreme court, or we’d have nothing to remember them by.
I wasn’t going to do this, because I really don’t care, but could you assmonkeys supporting Ron Paul can the conspiracy crap? The only legitimate conspiracy may be that some of his followers are really Mitt Romney fans, and are trying to convince the voters that Dr. Ron is as nutty as his supporters.
the debate (the criminy perspective)
July 24, 2007Well, that was fun. It wasn’t a debate. It was a forum, but thats a semantic thing. I have a few observations. Some of them might even come off as intelligent. We’ll see.
The I look presidential, I sound presidential, and I will be the next president award goes to (someone just shoot me now) Hillary Clinton. She did look presidential…except for the female and we’ve never had a female president thing I was pretty impressed by her. I still don’t like her, but you have to admit the pantyline made her seem more human. I would bet against anyone that underestimates her.
Universal healthcare may be the hammer that destroys the democratic party. How about limiting it to health care for the indigent, children, elderly and handicapped?
The I don’t really know how this works award goes to Barack Obama for saying he would directly meet with Chavez,Castro, Kim Jong Il, Assad, and Ahmadinejad. Hillary and Edwards we’re quick to jump on the diplomatic faux pas. It worries me a little that I knew all their names…my memory should be shot by now.
Who I could vote for award goes to – Joe Biden. He makes sense. He’s been around the block, he isn’t some rich fat cat looking to pad his fortune, and he’s been serving this country through a ton of personal strife. I like the idea of partitioning Iraq, since there is no other idea that has any chance of working. If it wasn’t for his voting record in congress he’d be the man. I loved “If thats your baby, you need help” and the followup “I hope he doesn’t come looking for me.” I also like his position on troops to Darfur
The “surprise criminy” award goes to Bill Richardson for not reciting his diplomatic resume no matter what the question was about.
The I not only look crazy I am crazy award goes to Dennis Kucinich for suggesting that people alive today deserve reperations for something that ended 142 years ago.
The I’m in control (anyone remember Alexander Haig) award goes to Anderson Cooper. This is no Wolf Blitzer. He handled things as moderator impeccably. This guy really never looks bad no matter what he is doing, and I can think of a gazillion journalists(sycophants) that need to watch him and try to emulate him. If you don’t believe me go over to you tube and get a copy of Sean Hannity’s interview with Huffington. He is the only idiot on the planet that could make her look intellectual.
The whineass award goes to Mike Gravel…even though i really like this guy. The reason you are not asked a lot of questions is because you are a marginal candidate. I liked his firm stance on the died in vain controversy. I know it’s hard to take, but if you die fighting for a cause, and have no affect on future events…then you probably from that perspective died in vain.
I’m not giving chris dodd an award. I’m just going to say that I was wrong to judge this guy by his behaviour in senate hearings. He’s lucid, earnest, and has a reasonable vision for the future if you remove all the stupid I have to say this to please my base rhetoric. Nice job Chris.
minor notes:
I think it’s cute how they all rail against special interests and corporations. I particularly liked the corporate carbon penalty idea. What I think a lot of people don’t realize is that the more we regulate our industries, and force them to pay the costs…the less able they are to compete in the global market that these same public officials created. I know it sounds good, but we are flat getting our asses kicked in global trade, and it’s because the countries that are eating our lunch are not being regulated the way we are.
Bill Richardsons 40K minimum wage for teachers. That sounds nice don’t it…ok…i have a confession…I’ve been working at my current job since January. I will make substantially more than 40K this year. Here comes the good part. I’m a painter. I don’t know about you, but I think a society that pays its teachers less than it pays its painters deserves whatever fate hell can dream up for it.
I want to find fault with healthcare for illegal aliens but i can’t.everyone should receive medical attention if they need it, and under current law, believe it or not…you do. Hospitals can not refuse to treat you. They can transfer you to another facility, but you have to be treated. Insured or not. In theory.
The gay marriage issue I’m going to do a flip flop on. It’s not governments business. I think what Obama said was right. If churches wish to honor gay marriage thats fine. It is a civil matter. I do think that they should have all the same rights and privileges as married couples, but think they should have all the same costs. Once entered into a civil union they should have to get a divorce to break it, and pay all the appropriate alimonies child support etc that the court deems appropriate . Thats what I call getting kissed before you get f%$ked.
I thought it was nice of all these wonderful religious people to think it’s okay for people not to be religious, and to think they should still have a voice in our society. It was very inclusive of them. *smack*
All in all it was entertaining. Some of it was funny, some of it was sad, some of it was just plain stupid. A typical presidential candidate forum.