this is a weak at best tag from MAX. In order that you may avoid this, if you read this post you are tagged. If you leave now you are stoopid…it could be good.
What were you doing 10 years ago?
I was Managing a rubber dick store.
What were you doing 1 year ago?
Painting bridges for the Monon Trail Barbie pink.
Five Songs That You Know All The Lyrics To.
2. Henry the 8th by herman and the hermits.
3. the star spangled banner by francis Scott Key
4. The 1812 overture by Pyotr Ilych Tchaikovsky
5. Roll Me Away by Bob Seger
Five Things You Would Do If You Were a Millionaire.
1. Buy Roscoe a woman
2. Go on an unsane Victoria’s Secret models buying spree. Could anything be more fun for me than buying every model in the catalog? Could anything be more fun for the sales person? Love fest!
3. Tell my kids they can’t have any of it just to see the expressions on their faces.
4. get some new 501’s, and a maid to wash them.
5. go to work…a million will be gone after the first Victoria’s Secret model I’m thinking
5 Bad Habits
I have no bad habits…my heart is pure
Five Things You Like To Do.
1. name redacted
2. name redacted
3. name redacted
4. name redacted
Five Things You Would Never Wear Again.
1. a Blast hood.
3. tafetta. (nope…it’s none of your business.)
4. boxers with scooby doo or rudolph on them.
5. an inmate number.
5 favorite toys