here are some stories that probably affect you not in the least. That’s what’s known as good news, even if it’s not so good news for those it happened to.
i like this one for its irony. Some would say that Mexico is America’s sinkhole.
aww those frisky Canadians. Canada’s imperialistic intentions raise there ugly head in this delightful article about the arctic, and a rock. The Danes and whatever you call greenland people do not think it’s funny, and the U.S. isn’t all for it either. A private message to the canadian President. Don’t get pimp slapped. We’re almost odne in our other two wars, and I’ve long advocated an attack on you. My reasoning? You’re closest.
astronaut chat looks familiar. I don’t know about you, but when I wish to talk to someone I just walk up and pepper spray them. Carrying a hammer is also useful, and nothing quite like a ginsu for a conversation starter.
you don’t have a snowballs chance in Buenos Aires. What a day this must of been for the kids. anyone under 94 hasn’t seen this there.
equal rights in Pamplona. In america, Running with the cows is known as “buffet style dining”
how nice…prosecutors can be so understanding. 22 years in prison, DNA clears him, and the prosecutor in a generous move decides not to retry the guy. I hope he ends up owning New Jersey
I can haz 6 toes? The folks at icanhazcheeseburger may have been scooped here… Ernest Hemingways house gets to keep its cats…USDA defeated. This may well be the only cat story I ever reference. (CNN hard at it again)
cure smoking , and drinking, and gambling…the addiction pill. varenicline has proven effective against smoking, and now maybe drinking. I wonder if it cures being addicted to bad relationships…that sucker would really sell..its from pfizer, I saw no mention of crapping your pants. (foxnews)
this isn’t news. this has been going on for a long time, from mcdonalds glasses with lead in the paint to color crayons, the chinese have never been real concerned about consumer safety. This isn’t fun news, this is I told you so. (msnbc)