more sex in the news

August 28, 2007

you west coasters  are pagans or heathens anyway so here’s a bonafide opportunity to get naked and jump in a pile.  Nothing like a lunar event.

what kind of an idiot tries to pass off fake bills in a strip club?  Like women who get paid via the tried and true methood called “tucking” aren’t going to recognize the feel of fake money?

 ahhhhhh, panda sex…it doesn’t get any better than this.  This girl failed to get another girl panda pregnant…awwww read it…its good stuff.

what would sex in the news be without a large cock?  No not a male chicken you dolt. 

I would suppose that guys coupling would count as gay sex.  Noy as glitzy as brokeback mountain, but interesting. 

cool…CBN brings us how to stay married to that adulterous scum spouse of yours.  Nothing like christians to teach you how to fix your sin filled life.

have fun….if you were looking for porn.  Tough


sex in the news

August 22, 2007

  Who says sex doesn’t sell? all these stories are from today, and are related to the s-e-x- thing.

Woohoo, a virgin story…looking for work Jessie?  You test virgins for Ration Reality so you have experience.  Pretty interesting story about how the other half wants to live.

  Did you like the virgins?  How about a little nudity?  Naked women with hammers.  Sounds like a party…there is no truth to the rumor that this woman was a Ron Paul supporter still celebrating his 5th place finish.

dwarf penis anyone?  This guy goes toe to toe with a vacuum cleaner.  Freaking hilarious.   Gotta love the Scots.  I really liked “in an act that went horribly awry” 

whats a sex article without some gay sex?  This one isn’t funny.  This one is incredible  Suck a dick get life in prison?  wow…  if you check this out read the names of thel inks on the right…a “gay names” list…like a pedophile registry?

Hey, we even got strippers.  The strip club From the Sopranos is auctioning off the stripper poles from the show, along with other sundry goodies.

and i was gonna do a story about a lot of people getting fu@ked, but all I could find was this.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/6957738.stm