1. The only thing you can’t find on youtube is a republican debate
2. whether you’re a professor or a gardener, I think letting your kid get cooked in a car is a bad thing, and probably should be punished
3. I’ve never met a stripper I didn’t like, but I don’t loan them money
4. Leonard Nimoy is going to play spock again. I think thats cool. An old really strange guy not working as a walmart greeter.
5. a coelacanth won’t do anything but swim in a brook, he can’t write his name or read a book… would you like to swing on a star would’ve been a much different song had it been written 360 million years ago
hell its a Bing song, and i’m bored…here you go…gratuitously stolen from some other website…What that is called boys and girls is confessing to a crime.
Would you like to swing on a star
carry moonbeams home in a jar
and be better off than you are
or would you rather be a mule
A mule is an animal with long funny ears
he kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny but his brain is weak
he’s just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
and by the way if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule
Oh would you like to swing on a star
carry moonbeams home in a jar
and be better off than you are
or would you rather be a pig
A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
his shoes are a terrible disgrace
He has no manners when he eats his food
He’s fat and lazy and extremely rude
But if you don’t care a feather or a fig
you may grow up to be a pig
Oh would you like to swing on a star
carry moonbeams home in a jar
and be better off than you are
or would you rather be a fish
A fish won’t do anything but swim in a brook
he can’t write his name or read a book
to fool the people is his only thought
and though he’s slippery he still gets caught
but if then that sort of life is what you wish
you may grow up to be a fish
(music)
a new kind of jumped up slippery fish
And all the monkeys aren’t in the zoo
everyday you see quite a few
so you see it’s all up to you,
you could be better than you are
you could be swinging on a star
5. You bone strokers better read that. I could be incarcerated for it.
6. Dogs are way better than cats. Why? It’s simple really. Because I said so.
7. I feed my pets. My children have to fend for themselves. Thats what opposable thumbs will get you.
8. speaking of opposable thumbs…can I trade mine for a prehensile tail? It looks funner
9. Roscoe has overcome his aversion to tile floors. It is funnier than hell to see a rabbit walking like a cat, but not so funny to feel his furry little ass scootching across my feet as I’m shaving in the morning.
10. We are going to have a democratic president. This president will be a woman. I’m ok with it. Let a woman screw things up for awhile. They lie better, and I’m far to jaded to fall for just any old bullshit.
11. glass is a solid. I just said that because one group of people I’m almost certain I’ve never pissed off is the “glass is a liquid” crowd. This is what 44 years of pissing people off will get you.
12. Male praying mantids don’t masturbate. You see what it gets them? For those of you who don’t know the female praying mantis tends to chow on the male after sex. The human version of this is called “alimony.”
13. I am in pool number 20 of jurors for marion superior court. I think the best way for me to get out of it is to have them punch up criminyjicket on their computers. I’m not trying to evade my civic duty, although I have no idea why they call it that…a civic is a honda right? What I’m trying to do is make sure some poor schmo doesn’t get the chair for jaywalking. i can be persuasive when I want to be.
14. I don’t care what else you do this millenia, but at some point you should go check out Anita’s sunday prayers. She is probably the only thing keeping god from tormenting me 24/7.
15. I am now going to bed…no…you may not come along…I am tired, and explaining the birds and the bees to you is beyond my ability at this time…enjoy your week…or not…as you see fit…being pissy about everything causes hair to grow on your toenails, and nobody wants to hang out with a hobbit
Ron Paul; by the numbers
August 25, 2007I have come to the conclusion that people really don’t wish to support a candidate without understanding what effect the candidates platform will have on them economically. That being the case, I thought I’d share with you The fiscal impact Ron Paul’s vision will have on you. First, I’ll give it to you scientifically.
1. uh, I dunno.
That takes care of the scientifically derived at numbers for Ron Paul’s issues. Now we shall move on to the rhetorical.
1. uh, I dunno.
You see, Ron Paul isn’t giving us any numbers. There is nothing substantive in what he says. He will save us money by ending the war, but then he will spend it defending our borders. There is no economic model designed to tell us what his constitutional form of government will cost/benefit us, but rather merely the assurances of the good Dr. and his merry men. I suppose a Robin Hood analogy is inappropriate, because from what I can tell the one thing that is certain is that the poor will be screwed severely by a Ron Paul presidency. That hardly matters of course, because poor people vote democrat, don’t they? Hardly, but they aren’t going to be voting for Ron Paul. They know he hates them, as do any liberals that have paid attention over the last two decades of Ron Paul in office.
The crossover vote isn’t going to happen. The vast left wing media armada will put the boots to Ron the minute he appears to be a viable candidate. The left wing blog world already has, and if you read the daily kos you know what I mean. Basically, Ron Paul’s only supporters are those who dream of a mythological kingdom where honesty and fairplay conquers reality, and a small time doctor can live his dream of colonial domination.
Show me some numbers. Anybody. Give me something tangible that would make me think Ron Paul would make my life better. Don’t offer me his dream of freedom, because freedom in todays society is something you have to take. Don’t give me more rhetoric about the free market making everything right. The free market has long been fraught with fraud and corruption, and in no way benefits the vast majority of American people.
It’s smoke and mirrors gang, until he proves otherwise, and thats why the mainstream media doesn’t cover his campaign. There is virtually nothing to cover.