Maliki and Chavez..cut one loose and the other up

August 22, 2007

    I only read this article because I think Maliki is stump dumb, and deserves whatever happens to him when we withdraw.  I haven’t seen him travelling to Sunni led nations trying to get them to pressure the Sunni faction in Iraq back into the government.  Instead, he has wandered from Iran to Syria, the two nations fomenting the insurrectionists in Iraq, and by all accounts assisting to destabilize the Iraqi government.

    I agree with him though.  I agree that it is not for us to dictate to his government, and I agree he can find other friends.  therefore it only makes sense that we go ahead and get out of there and let him do so.  He’ll be either dead or Amadinejads bitchboy in a week.  The only thing keeping Iraq anywhere near stable is the American military.  The Iraqi parliament refuses to make any tough decisions, and there languishing and vacationing has wasted whatever security the surge was supposed to buy them.

   It’s time to let them take care of themselves.  They haveo ver 300,000 security forces, and it can hardly be our fault that they are inept and cowardly.  Let the dogs have it.  It serves us no useful purpose anyway.  In fact, I’m for withdrawing for the middle east entirely, and just telling them that any nation that is found to have supported or harbored terrorists will be attacked with tactical nukes.  Fuck ’em.  Whether anyone likes it or not, we’re a fairly formidable nation when we don’t have our head squarely lodged in our asses, and its about time we started exhibiting that.  Who really gives a rats ass if Iraq  turns into another Cambodia?  If we need oil so bad we can always head south and pummel that petty dictator Hugo Chavez.  He wants to nationalize Venezuela, and I’m thinking we should give it statehood.

   It’s more than a little disconcerting, and totally disgusting to see our leaders pandering to these petty provincial cocksuckers.  They have no power, their nations are insignificant, and the sum total of benefit the world gains from these nations even existing is zero.  Neither has ever done one thing to improve the global situation, and both are fast becoming major liabilities to peace and stability.  Blame Bush if you want, but Iraq was a cesspool before bush, it is a shit pit during Bush, and it will be a scat pond after Bush.  Shit floats, so we can leave and they’ll be just fine.

   In closing, let me add, Mr. Bush says we are killing 1500 terrorists and subversives a month.  Thats because you’re a nancy boy, Mr. President.  This should’ve been done and over a long time ago, but you don’t have the testicles that Harry Truman had.

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monkey business

July 29, 2007

  Being a native of Wisconsin I would first like to say that Russ Feingold the spooge monkey is not representative of the people there.    His pandering to his superiors in the House with this abjectly stupid censure resolution is a simple matter of an overlooked congressman spending to much time in the shadowy halls of congress without recognition.  Everybody on the planet knows that the Bush administration has done an 8 year hatchet job on life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness,  and wasting millions of dollars to push through a reesolution that does nothing isn’t going to make that more clear.  I don’t know about everybody else, but it’s just going to piss me off that you took my beer, babes, and poker money and spent it on that.  Why not just pass nasty notes back and forth?  Or doens’t fraulein Pelosi allow that in class?

73% of high school students in Detroit do not graduate on time.  Thats I think around 40% here in Indianapolis.  I could do a bunch of research and give you more numbers, but I think those two suffice.  I have a bunch of ideas on how we can fix this, but the problem is it isn’t broken.  This is that vast left/right wing conspiracy in action.  It goes something like this.

Leftie:  we seriously need the poor, uneducated vote or we have no base.

rightie: hmmm, and since we are converting our society from an industrial nation to a service oriented nation, we really don’t need a whole bunch of smart people running around pissed off at us because we shipped all the high paying jobs off to third world countries.

leftie:  You said it, and who really needs good service at starbucks? as long as the machine tells them what my change is were good to go.

Rightie:  true, and just to ensure we have a voting base we’ll send our dummies to church, and make every issue about religion.  Intolernce is wonderful societal control.

Leftie: cool, so we’ll keep em dumb.  what about the technology jobs, and medical, and…

rightie:  who cares…you haven’t noticed we’re old? good god man, i have an artery harden as often as I vote on anything.  We’ll be dead way before they know we fucked them.

leftie:  (big ol conspiratorial smile…you christians are devious)

rightie: yeah and you secular progressives are some real cocksuckers, but we needed a coconspirator.

 or something like that.

Chavez, the new grape ape of Socialism in the Western Hemisphere is already driving the Venezuelan oil industry into the ground.  this comes as no surprise, since socialism tends to make even the shysters apathetic about productivity.  You have to love a guy who can take a failed system, and convince a nation full of no hopers that its good for them.  Especially with an Island just to the north that used to be the pearl of the caribbean now a decidedly impoverished craphole.  I really like his efforts to stifle the intelligentsia.  Nothing makes the poor happier than seeing those actually giving a damn about their plight being beaten with truncheons. For those of you going to school in Detroit that means club.

Just like Solomon, the supreme court decided to split the desegregation baby.  A policy that doesn’t take into account many other factors is not allowed, but race as a factor should be permitted.  Or some such.  I think most parents would say they wish to send kids to school either close to home, or have free choice on where they go, not this government enforced idiocy.   Further, what do parents in Lousiana do? Bus their kids to Connecticut?  We spend time on this when the above school article is true.  Maybe if we spend some time working on what works, rather than what historically has not we would see some progress.

 And in my favorite monkey story of the day….one of my pauliac readers was offended by my article about Fred Thompson beating his spank monkey candidate in a totally inconsequential straw poll.  I didn’t hear him ranting at other Paul bloggers for going over the top when Ron Paul won the picnic poll, but that’s neither here nor there.  In the future, when those of you who peel your bananas with your feet wish to read a post here, you might wish to see if the tags would advise against it.  Funny means funny to me, turd chaser,  not to you.

 Chango’s de revolucion