So did everybody have a good holiday weekend? Well, I know not everybody, but if most of you did, good on yuh.
How about those Michigan Wolverines? I was so tickled I couldn’t quit smiling all weekend. Being a dyed in the wool Badgers fan, seeing the always overrated Wolverines get dumped on their head by Appalachian State was better than a good heroin binge. The badgers beat Washington state (boohoo PNW), and Notre Dame got monkey stomped by Georgia Tech. All in all it was a perfect day in college football.
I went to a Mexican wedding with the chango’s from work, and other than the Cerveza (sol) tasting like warm horse piss it was a really good time. I taught a whole passel of senorita’s how to eat the worm out of a Mezcal bottle without drinking the whole damn thing, and the food was spectacular. I was asked to show my “green-go card” several times, and managed to extricate myself from the fiesta before I got inebriated enough to start calling everybody Pancho Villa.
George Bush may not be the best president we ever had, but he did something really intelligent last night. Merely by sneaking out of town to go to Anwar, he showed the world that the American Press is to be trusted about as much as Al Jazeera. So much for investigative journalism. They were only a half a planet wrong as to where the president was. Nice job ABC, CNN, FOX, et al. too funny.
The menagerie is driving me nuts. This morning Mollie woke me up before the sun. This is a no no on non-work days, and had it not been for the pitiful whine she was sounding I would have ignored her and went back to sleep. When I turned the light on the reason for her whining became all to clear. General Tso was latched onto her tail, and showed no intention of letting go. I squeezed the little ratbag’s head till she released her, and went back to sleep. I start hearing this crunching sound. I had watched a movie last night prior to going to bed, and had inadvertantly left the case open. Bad Idea. Roscoe the asshole…i mean wonder bunny was in their taste testing the DVD cases. I reached over and closed the door on his head, and then shut it proper when he withdrew. It’s not like I don’t spend 20 bucks a week to feed the little bastard. I go back to sleep. Whilst sleeping I must have gotten warm, because I stuck my foot out from under the blanket, whereupon General Tso, still angry over his ignominious removal from Mollies assfeathers, leaped to the attack. Kittens have razor sharp claws, and my foot looks like it would if Ron Popeil spent an hour testing his knives on it.
The kids on the other hand have been easy to get along with. No fighting, not even a good argument. Apparently the supplemants (thorazine) I’ve been adding to their food is helping.
Oh yeah, I went on a date with a woman a little less than half my age. I wouldn’t have, but she was buying, and I learned at a very young age to never pass up free food. It went ok, and while I doubt I’d put me through it again this wasn’t her fault. She was polite, charming, intelligent, and named after cheese. It was all I could do not to beat that into the ground.